#I go swimming with my shirt on. 

-vicnasty:

basically

I live a sad, fat, and lonely life, mate.

I wish I could post titty pics, but I’m too fat. 

fran-sex-me-joshua:

Just trying to fit in with everyone else.

ewan-mcgregors:

“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke….”

(Source: ewanmcgregors, via itssykokid-deactivated20120522)

So, I’ll be on aim if you want to talk. AIM is max.helyer.

MAX! Join the slags. xxx 

Already on that show like white on rice, mate. Had my tickets for months, haha.

ricci-zip:

Stormtrooper (Kubrick style) 

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