Aye, I’m Maximus-Prime, or just Max. I play sweet rhythms for a band full of slags. I hail from over the big pond and I talk funny. I like to make fun of my bandmates and pretend like everyone loves me as much as I love myself. I cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth — I blame the drugs.Tumblr (3.0; @imabigfaggot)http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-vicnasty.tumblr.com/post/22151624459/i-go-swimming-with-my-shirt-on">-vicnasty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>basically</p> </blockquote> <p>I live a sad, fat, and lonely life, mate.</p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151861004http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151861004Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:06:14 -0400http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151533601http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151533601Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:02:00 -0400I go swimming with my shirt on.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3aux7HsbR1qijuibo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151466708http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151466708Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:01:07 -0400hedgehogthis is why i'm hoooot<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z27lvE8z1rt6cpyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fran-sex-me-joshua.tumblr.com/post/22151369841/just-trying-to-fit-in-with-everyone-else">fran-sex-me-joshua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Just trying to fit in with everyone else.</p> </blockquote>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151420653http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22151420653Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:00:30 -0400franfaggot.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y98r1LPo1qzhglpo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ewan-mcgregors.tumblr.com/post/19380729151">ewan-mcgregors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><em><span>“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke….”</span></em></small></p> </blockquote>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22145830203http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22145830203Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:45:13 -0400<p>So, I&#8217;ll be on aim if you want to talk. AIM is<strong> max.helyer.</strong></p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22141491746http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22141491746Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:44:55 -0400<p>Already on that show like white on rice, mate. Had my tickets for months, haha.</p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22139686975http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22139686975Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:18:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39sbwkxMw1r11jbmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22136550913http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22136550913Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:30:36 -0400hedgehog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b2xwcFwf1qitai3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ricci-zip.tumblr.com/post/22134233519/stormtrooper-kubrick-style">ricci-zip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Stormtrooper (Kubrick style) </p> </blockquote>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22136394972http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22136394972Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:27:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznxbdVRTl1qevr3bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22136385425http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22136385425Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:27:47 -0400this show.<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlemisselwood.tumblr.com/post/22097152770/cryings-never-fun-this-is-just-awful">littlemisselwood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Crying’s never fun. This is just awful.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don&#8217;t cry, lovely. Pretty girls should never cry.</p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22097319404http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22097319404Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:13:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youmeatcurryvibes.tumblr.com/post/22083645214/imabigfaggot-youmeatcurryvibes-im-tracking">youmeatcurryvibes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fuck you beer belly McGee.</p> </blockquote> <p>&#8216;cuse u.</p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083735362http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083735362Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:12:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38684gIox1r8u8uko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083634021http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083634021Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:10:57 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39k9oWFca1r7guul.gif"/></p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083445176http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083445176Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:08:00 -0400AYE.<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youmeatcurryvibes.tumblr.com/post/22083101156/im-tracking-the-nandos-and-kfc-tag-this-is-why">youmeatcurryvibes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m tracking the Nandos and KFC tag.<br/>This is why my shirts don’t fit me anymore.<br/>But I mean, I joined the gym. So that counts right? Right? </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatty.</p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083228622http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22083228622Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:05:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m380loGL3l1r8phc7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22024979261http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/22024979261Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:22:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36b2rsa1l1ruhjuho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21981165685http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21981165685Sat, 28 Apr 2012 11:39:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36f50BEeT1ruf7dko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fran-sex-me-joshua.tumblr.com/post/21964372597/my-view-right-now">fran-sex-me-joshua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My view right now</p> </blockquote>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21981150258http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21981150258Sat, 28 Apr 2012 11:39:02 -0400sykowank.<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainbones.tumblr.com/post/21959786908/imabigfaggot-liked-your-photo-i-deserve-a-statue">captainbones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="nipple"></div> <div class="hide_overflow"><a href="http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/">imabigfaggot</a> liked your <a href="http://captainbones.tumblr.com/post/21959722059/i-deserve-a-statue-dang-it">photo</a><span>:</span> <em><a href="http://captainbones.tumblr.com/post/21959722059/i-deserve-a-statue-dang-it">I deserve a statue, dang it!</a></em></div> <div class="hide_overflow"><em><br/></em>Does this mean you’ll get me a statue? </div> </blockquote> <p>I will carve it myself.</p>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21960110097http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21960110097Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:37:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkloj8GJ0G1qadur8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21959641948http://imabigfaggot.tumblr.com/post/21959641948Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:28:02 -0400